导语：美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（american idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

　　it sounded like cats jumping off the empire state building。

　　听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

　　i'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up。

　　如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

　　that was extraordinary. unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

　　你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

　　you have just invented a new form of torture。

　　你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

　　if you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, i think they would have stoned you。

　　如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

　　there's only so much punishment a human can take. i can't take anymore。

　　人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

　　you killed my favorite。

　　我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

　　it is a beautiful song when you're not singing it。

　　你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

　　you’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger。

　　你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

　　i think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song。

　　你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

　　i couldn't understand a single word. ... you could have been singing in norwegian。

　　我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

　　imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing)， you just wouldn't stand a chance。

　　想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

　　it's like you were drunk. i'm not talking one or two bottles, i'm talking a crate。

　　你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。